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HARRY POTTER
today me and steven went to go see the harry potter movie and it wasnt what i expected. ok first like when it started harry woke up all like wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and hermonie was all like harry and he was all like ya uuuu nothing is wrong even though i almost just pissed my pants... and she is like oh ya i belive u. and then there all like hey lets grab that boot ahhhhhhhhhhhhh we just fell out of the sky and were not hurt at all cus im harry potter.... and when those like guys with pointy hats came every one is like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dude they totaly stole thier costums from the KKK)ya and everyone runs away and harry decides that it is a great time to take a nap. then he wakes up and ron is all like there u r did u have a good nap and harry is all ehh it was ok and oh ya the pointy hat guys looking for me so we should like run or something oooooo ok lets go skany no ass no boobs slut aaaa i mean hermonie ok. wow that was wierd u were right ron i shouldnt have somked that shit. wow were on the train to hogwarts lalalalala hold on let me get up and stare at some chick ok im done harry sits down lalala were going to hogwarts wow were ther in two minutes cool lets get off now and listen to some old guy yell blah blah balah goes the old guy ok old guy yells harry potter!!!!!!!!!!! and hermonie is all like harry go!!!!!!!! and harry is all like dammit hermonie. he goes up and the old guy is like did u put ur name in their and harry is all uhh no and hes all like ok. and ron is all like i hate u and harry is all like good be that way u ugly red haired freak that cant act worth a shit and rons all like piss off two minutes late..... harry is all like about to go to a tortument goes oh hey theres the golden eggg hmmmmmmmmmm should i go for it ummmmmm no im gonna wait for the dragon k there it is ohhhhhhhh flies around dragon dies yaaaaaaaaaaaaa i get the goldne egggggg yaaaaaaaaaaa lalallalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goes on now he has to swim some mirmade chick goes only one and harry goes aaaaaaaaaaaaa ok she goes way grabs both aaaaaaa shit sea creatures r attaking me no worries i have my wand boomb i get out and everyones all yaaaa harryyyyyyyyy dont pay any attention to the guy that won or anything. lalalla blahalahlah lets go in a maze woooowwwwwwwwwwwwww this is long o thers that old trophie guy comes up noooooooo thats mine and harry is all uhuh i saw it firs and thier all running and the guy falls down and almosssssssst get eaten like by roots and harry pauses and goes ummmm shit im in situationg right now huh oh alright im gonna be a pussy and go save him. thx harry u have the trphy no u no u i insist heheheheh ok lets both grab it at the same time ok bamb thers that guy i keep fighting hey sup hes all sup whats going on ah nothing just un no doing the dark lord thing o cool ya so bamb kill the guy harrys all aaaaaaaaa shit statue grabs him and blah blah blah pointy hat guys come back and harry and him r like lets go bitch and the evil guys all bring it i killed ur parent oh ya dud what was up with that that was like not cool hm yaa sry bout that so umm hold on aaaaaa ok ya i was about to try and kill u and fail cus u no ur harry potter and everything aaaaaaaaaaa and now ur dead. harry goes back boooooo hooooooooooooooooooooo( cant fake cry) and then everyones all yaaaaaaaaaaaa harry the end.
November 20 2005, 09:15:31 UTC 6 years ago
Today me and Steven went to go see the Harry Potter movie. It wasn't what I expected. Okay, first when it started Harry woke up all like ‘Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo’ and Hermonie was all like ‘Harry’ and he was all like ‘yeah uuuu nothing is wrong even though i almost just pissed my pants’... and she is like ‘Oh yeah I believe you’. Then, there all like ‘Hey lets grab that boot ahhhhhhhhhhhhh we just fell out of the sky and were not hurt at all because im Harry Potter’.... and when those like guys with pointy hats came every one is like ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ and everyone runs away. Harry decides that it is a great time to take a nap. Then he wakes up and Ron is all like ‘There you are. Did you have a good nap?’ and Harry is all ‘Eh it was ok and oh yeah the pointy hat guys looking for me so we should like run or something oohhhh okay, let’s go, skanky-no-ass-no-boobs-slut uhmmmm I mean Hermonie. Okay.’ You were right, Ron, I shouldn't have smoked that shit. Wow were on the train to Hogwarts. Lalalalala hold on, let me get up and stare at some chick. Okay, I’m done. Harry sits down lalala were going to Hogwarts. Wow we’re there in two minutes. Cool! Let’s get off now and listen to some old guy yell! Blah blah blah goes the old guy. ‘Okay old guy!’ yells Harry Potter. Hermonie is all like ‘Harry go!’ and Harry is all like ‘Damnit Hermonie.’ he goes up and the old guy is like ‘did u put ur name in their and Harry is all ‘Uhh no.’ and he's all like ‘Okay.’ and Ron is all like ‘I hate you!’ and Harry is all like ‘Good be that way you ugly red haired freak that cant act worth a shit.’ and Ron's all like ‘Piss off.’ Two minutes later, Harry is about to go to a tournament. ‘Oh hey there's the golden egg hmmmmmmmmmm, should I go for it? Ummmmmm, no, I’m going to wait for the dragon. Okay, there it is. Then Harry flies around and the Dragon dies. ‘Yeah, I get the golden egg yaaaaaaaaaaa lalalalalalalalala goes on now he has to swim some mermaid chick goes only one and Harry goes aaaaaaaaaaaaa ok she goes way grabs both aaaaaaa shit sea creatures r attacking me no worries i have my wand boom i get out and everyone's all yeah Harry don't pay any attention to the guy that won or anything. lalala blahalahlah lets go in a maze woooowwwwwwwwwwwwww this is long o there's that old trophy guy comes up noooooooo that's mine and Harry is all uhuh i saw it firs and they're all running and the guy falls down and almosssssssst get eaten like by roots and Harry pauses and goes ummmm shit im in situation right now huh oh alright im going to be a pussy and go save him. thanks Harry u have the trophy no u no u i insist heheheheh ok lets both grab it at the same time ok bam there's that guy i keep fighting hey sup he's all sup what going on ah nothing just un no doing the dark lord thing o cool yeah so bam kill the guy Harry's all aaaaaaaaa shit statue grabs him and blah blah blah pointy hat guys come back and Harry and him r like lets go bitch and the evil guys all bring it i killed ur parent oh yeah dud what was up with that that was like not cool hmm yeah sorry bout that so umm hold on aaaaaa ok yeah i was about to try and kill u and fail cus u no ur Harry potter and everything aaaaaaaaaaa and now ur dead. Harry goes back boooooo hooooooooooooooooooooo( cant fake cry) and then everyone's all yaaaaaaaaaaaa Harry the end.
He got bored halfway through, so I'm just posting it. Honestly, just run spell check.
November 20 2005, 16:44:45 UTC 6 years ago
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November 20 2005, 19:05:38 UTC 6 years ago